Hear ye, hear ye! By royal decree (this is a parody), Thursday shall be henceforth and forever known as Trumpsday! ;)
If he can threaten that a state (Pennsylvania) will have its name changed by some unnamed and unsourced entity (“they”)1, then I can change a day of the week, right? After all, why shouldn’t I honor him and all the great things he’s done? Wait… honor? No… HORROR. Absolute, terrifying, jaw-dropping WTAF HORROR.
WHAT. was that man thinking? In my opinion, I don’t think he was thinking. I don’t think he does think (often at least). I think he simply spews venom, vitriol, and filth – a bunch of despicable and disgusting dung delivered from his dome… where doth dangle dein Herr, Drumpf?
He is a poop peddler; he peddles piles ‘o poo. Within only a few months already this year, “he” has produced two “new” “products”:
- stupid “gold” shoes with a silly slogan and an even sillier price tag
- a sacrilegious abomination of a holy text
What happened to the separation of church and state? Evidently it’s now OK to blend and literally bind them together?? Do you know what I recently learned??? In the dictionary, under “book”, one of the actual definitions is an entry about “the Book” as the Bible. Donny boy went so far as to bastardize the best-selling book in the entire world. What on Earth gives him that right? How sickly narcissistic and terribly toxic does one individual have to be to think that they can do such a thing? To be clear and honest here, I doubt that he is solely responsible, if at all responsible, for creating this propagandistic poop, but he chose to be the selfish face of it all. I sugjest considering these questions:
- When, if ever, have you seen Donny boy wear a pair of those new golden shoes?
- When, if ever, have you seen Donny boy open and actually read any excerpts from that book?
- Is he trying to make money for himself, or is he actually trying to take care of America? He’s politicizing personal products while preening and pining for presidential power. IMO, Trump is patronizingly “patriotic”.
IMHO, I think he does not care about any of us at all except for himself. When have you last seen him with Melania? Why might we trust this old boy with our highest honor?? IMHO, I hope we won’t; I hope we will stand up together and say, “no more piles of poo please.” Please, let’s choose someone who actually cares about more than their own personal perpetuation.
Look, y’all, I know that Biden also isn’t great, but I think that he is clearly better – better than the man child and better than RFK, Jr. Joe probably sleeps better (& possibly more) than either of them which is honestly a good thing IMO. Based on what I’ve learned, the only time when our brains can expand back in size is when we are sleeping2. Did you know that? It’s such an interesting fact that I find to be quite mind-blowing. Knowledge can be so cool and powerful, y’all. I digress… Sleepy Jo(e)kes aside, I will mention a neat thought that amused me a ton as I prepared this post. Once it crossed my mind, it was really tough to not feel compelled to try and fit “Hodor” into the first part as “horror” was repeatedly referenced. Unfortunately for us, the great big oaf that we all actually love is fictional.
After this post, I will actively work on never saying or writing Trump’s name again. Forevermore. Instead, I will simply refer to him as “He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named”. There are very few people, IMHO, who should ever receive such treatment. However, sadly for him, I think he easily makes that list… Is it wise? Is it dumb? Time will tell…
Oh! And, if you’re still here, for the record, a US state has NEVER had its name forcibly nor involuntarily changed (by “they”, them, or anyone). Based on my research into this topic3, just recently in fact (in November 2020 – 2 months before one of our candidates attempted a coup to corrupt our democracy), Rhode Island’s state citizens voted to amend the formal or official title of their state. It used to be “the state of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations”, and THEY voted, as a state, to simply make it “the state of Rhode Island” instead. That right there, y’all, is the power of the people, and I’m proud of those participants. Let’s please publicly push for more positive progress like that one. In closing for today, which recent topics have you reliably researched yourself?
- trump pennsylvania state name change – Google Search – Note: please be prepared for yet more parody if you also click into the StateCollege article because I was briefly fooled for a bit while trying to fact check myself well here… :) ↩︎
- sleep expands brain size – Google Search or sleep study brain size before and after – Google Search ↩︎
- rhode island state name change – Google Search ↩︎